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Apologies, Inquisitive Youth.

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 15:47:03 -0400

You may have noticed that we haven’t updated since about last Christmas. This is because Lach’s drawing tablet has broken, and her getting another one any time soon is looking fairly unlikely. However, this doesn’t mean the blog is over. It simply means that we are going to be defunct for a potentially very long period of time. As soon as a new tablet is acquired, whenever that may be, we will resume answering questions.

Patience,

Whale and Lach

Dear Santa Claus, We don’t usually write to you since we usually just get gifts for each...

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 19:38:00 -0500

Dear Santa Claus,

We don’t usually write to you since we usually just get gifts for each other. However, we have a little problem that we’ve been neglecting for a while, and we feel that by now the the Envelope of Inconvenience has not only been pushed, but savagely torn apart by the Insubordinate Canine of Intense Annoyance. So Santa, if you would be so kind as to take the Rolled Up Newspaper of Christmas Miracles and lightly smack that Insubordinate Canine in the snout shouting “Bad Dog!”, by George, we’d be Grateful as The Dead.

You see Santa, we don’t have any furniture. There’s plenty of room for it in this big, Tumblr-Dashboard-Blue house of ours, but we can’t afford it. When we got this house, we figured it wouldn’t be too big a deal. We’d get used to sitting on the floor, go out to eat every evening and answer questions from the internet. easy-peasy. That worked out for a while, but soon enough we spent all our money on fast food and impulse-bought CDs. At that point it truly dawned upon us how little we actually had. We eat at Monday Shark’s house now. We try not to go unless we’re really hungry. He says he doesn’t mind, but we don’t want to suck him dry. Pooping in the backyard is also really awkward. So, if it isn’t too much trouble, Santa, please give us some furniture. A toilet, a Bunk Bed, a Love Seat and a Refrigerator at the very least.

P.S. Make sure the Fridge is full of food.

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 20:31:00 -0500

AMAZING.

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 20:00:00 -0500

AMAZING.

In short, no thank you.

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 18:11:00 -0500

In short, no thank you.

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 20:15:00 -0500

Want to buy this shirt? Too bad, it doesn’t exist. But thanks for offering!

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 19:39:00 -0500

Want to buy this shirt?

Too bad, it doesn’t exist.

But thanks for offering!

Monday through Thursday tends to go like this:

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 18:48:00 -0500

Monday through Thursday tends to go like this:

The youth is a little too inquisitive as of late.

Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:12:05 -0400

Never did we dream that we’d have this many questions at once. We’re going to have to close the askbox for a while until we’ve answered the ones we have.

Love,

Whale and Lach

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 18:33:46 -0400

Welcome, Inquisitive Youth!

Thu, 03 Nov 2011 16:47:34 -0400

Put questions in the box and maybe we’ll answer them in such a way that entertains and amuses you. If it doesn’t entertain or amuse you, you can go on home. We don’t care. You mean nothing to us. Go eat some cake.

Love,

Whale and Lach